September 18, 2005
We're that blogger
MercerMachine, Fool of a took, Johnny Malkavian, aleej... said:
At times funny, moving, bitter and sad, it's just reinforced the fact that we're all human, with amazingly different experiences that somehow reinforce just how similar we all really are.
Recommended by MercerMachine: "A collection of (mostly) Singaporean bloggers sharing some of their most personal (and funny and sad and painful and idiotic) experiences? What's not to like?"
Added Popagandhi: Our first literary meme? Take part and trackback your entries!
Trackback from Dubdew:
"I’m the girl who smokes a pack a day, and is trying to cut down rather unsuccessfully. I’m a daughter and a sister, though most of the time I don’t feel like either."...
Trackback from shades of sepia:
"I’m the guy who is just as emo as they say. I am the guy who feels most alone in a crowd, who revels in solitude yet clutches at you in times of need. I’m the guy who is loved, and is loved in return."...
Trackback from Popagandhi:
"I'm the girl who forgot how to cry. Until the day I tried to leave you and it broke my heart."...
Trackback from admist those brilliant colors that you bring:
"i am the girl who still thinks of you every single motherfucking day."...
Trackback from blue delusions:
"I'm the guy who recently discovered that happiness is one part decision and two parts caffeine, the one who treats coffee like a drug, taking it once a day, after meal, when required."...
Trackback from The Malady of Johnny Malkavian:
"I’m the guy who falls in love too quickly, and gives too much too soon. I’m the guy who doesn’t know how to play games despite his best efforts to"...
Trackback from and drunken prawns.:
I'm the guy who daydreams too much. And then miss a couple of bus stops....
Trackback from Jasper Chen: I am...:
I am that guy who laughed so hard and farted in class, and pretends nothing happened, when everyone looked at me....
Trackback from At the brink of the rest of my life:
I'm the girl who waited till you woke up on the bus and then told you that you had the most beautiful eyes I'd ever seen. I'm the girl who went for that music exam with my fingers shaking and tears in my eyes because i knew i was failing even as i did it....
Trackback from juz brennan:
I'm the salesman who stands in Sim Lim Square every Saturday, pushing a very expensive gadget. I'm the salesman who approaches you and greets you with a smile in my face....
Trackback from the gnola eay:
I'm the girl who tore up your heart and your ego. I'm terribly sorry for it and maybe you still have that inflatable bag I gave to you......
Trackback from grasslands:
"I'm that guy who thought I was growing up and maturing finally. Who fell in love with her. That guy who didn't want a relationship but was tortured so much at times not being in one with you."...
Trackback from ngader:
I am that girl who loves the smell of your sweat, who stole you from another girl before knowing better. I am she whom you came back to after 6 years. I am she who is still waiting for you to make good your dinner invitation....
Trackback from mysterialite:
"I am the one who told you that one day I might stray.."...
Trackback from QiuSpot.com - Qiu Bloggers Type:
I am the type of guy with will make a women laugh. I am a type of guy who will open cars doors for ladies. I am a type of guy who strictly fall in love with a single women....
Trackback from wecangetthemforyouwholesale:
I'm the girl who could resist a meme. Who didn't for this one....
Trackback from beribboned:
I’m the girl you said was the most beautiful woman in the world. I’m the girl who never believed you, especially when you dumped me for someone else....
Trackback from dagger's take on things:
I am the guy who held hope in his heart, till you killed that hope. I am the guy who doesn't know what to feel about you any longer....
Trackback from Scratchpad:
I'm the guy who says sweet dreams to you and is delighted everytime to hear the sweet dreams wished back, only to wish himself that he can really dream, that he can really dream of you. ...
Trackback from //...THiS GiRL...//:
I am that girl who can't let go of the past. ...
Trackback from and i, love am a pathological liar:
I'm the girl who stopped going to church for five years because I didn't like God that much anymore. I'm the girl who saw that life is not black and white but instead is a thousand different shades of grey. ...
Trackback from Wondering Allowed:
I'm that guy who wants to love you.I'm that guy who shares your dream....
Trackback from all abt du5tzz:
this is all abt du5tzz.. mee myself n I......
Trackback from mindless ramblings of an ineffectual preacher:
I'm the guy who's twenty-four but wishes he was still twenty and that things could be different this time around. I'm the guy who said he loved you. I'm the guy who lied. I'm the guy who used you and dumped you......
Trackback from mrbrown:
I am the father who did not understand why his firstborn daughter did not call him papa, or play with other children, or look him in the eye, but who knows she loves him anyway, from behind the wall that covers her mind but not her heart....
Trackback from Born on Ninth of August:
I am the one who missed Texas Chickens, Baskin-Robins and MacDonald’s milk shakes....
Trackback from flipping through:
I am the girl who was touched when you rode your bicycle all the way from Bukit Merah to Farrer Park. I am the girl who chose to break up when I couldn’t stand the criticisms......
Trackback from Give Me My Mocha:
I'm that girl who thought she had a classmate in PAP called sellfish. (I still think there is.)...
Trackback from The Mail Order Bride:
I am that girl who grew up in a one room flat, with 2nd hand furniture taken from garang kuni sites beacuse her mother couldn't afford new furniture. ...
Trackback from nadnut:
i'm that girl who never had any toys to play with but only books to read. i'm that girl who was always ugly and never pretty or cute like my cousins. ...
Trackback from My Very Own Glob {Curiosa Felicitas}:
MercerMachine’s “cannot help but follow” meme (trackbacks via Tomorrow.sg). I am that child who thought he was born on the moon because his mother told him he was ‘born the same time the first man stepped on the moon’.......
Trackback from 南洋之子:
chinese can or not? "我不是将来的那人, 我就是我."...
Trackback from Wannabe Lawyer:
I’m the boy who was born a rascal, and has yet to grow out of it. I’m the boy whose parents found him a terror, because they couldn’t decide to be laugh or be angry when he’s naughty. I’m the boy who first started flirt......
Trackback from mis_nomer:
I am the girl who bought you the gifts – the Deuter bag, the Sony Ericsson phone, the Timex watch, the Asics running shoes, the Clarks, the Fossil watch, the guitar, the Camera that you showed proudly to your friends....
Trackback from je ne sais quoi:
I am the 7 year old imp who was too busy reading her Enid Blytons’ that she forgot to get off at the designated stop and could only watch in horror as her father dashed breathlessly to keep up with the bus all the way to the next stop....
Trackback from i asked my girl:
I am the guai-kia who learned his first swear word in Primary 5. As opposed to kids now who have a whole vocabulary when they are 5....
Trackback from tinkertailor:
I’m the blogger who isn’t into memes. But who joins in anyway sometimes. And regrets almost immediately because there’s nothing much to write if nothing much is to be revealed. But decides it’s worth trying anyway....
Trackback from [some form of love carves my pain]:
I am the guy that enjoys the simpler things in life. I am the guy that gives you my number, hoping you call when you need me. I am the guy who listens to Evergreens, Air Supply, Bee Gees and the likes, but also to Coldplay and the likes....
Trackback from I am?:
was that boy who was the top of his class for every subject, but was a total social outcast.I was that boy who used to ride a bicycle to school everyday....
Trackback from CalciumLithium:
I'm the girl who let you be the first boy to hold my hand. The one you never got to kiss although we were dating for almost a year and a half. And the girl who received her first-ever bunch of roses from you....
Trackback from Shanobyl:
i was that girl whose only friend was a doll named kikin when she was a little girl. i took her wherever i went, and even though she became torn and dirty, i refused to get rid of her. she was my best friend......
Trackback from 8wire.org:
I am the one who is still using ICQ, Yahoo Messenger, MSN, Skype and Google Talk.I am the one who is still using manual html coding for blogging, permanent link and rss....
Trackback from Ruok:
I'm the actor whom you may have seen and found familiar but probably not heard about....
Trackback from Mr. Su:
I’m the guy who got himself drunk that night, but went on to promise you that I wouldn’t drink again. And I am still keeping to my part of the promise. ...
Trackback from The Adventures and Chronicles of a Certain Miss Red:
" I am the Baby that cried so much that My mother is still afraid of me till today" ...
Trackback from a gecko's tale:
i am that boy who cried till he was screamin’ blue in the face whenever he had fever; that boy who had to take a two hour bus journey each time to a free clinic for treatment because we were too poor to afford paid healthcare....
Trackback from of rambling and rantings:
I am that boy who had a needle shoved inside my wrist no less than four times when I was ten because the doctor couldn't find my vein. ...
Trackback from Be Bored. Be very BORED. :
I am that little girl crying. At the airport, the three of us would cry like how we are meant to cry at an airport. We have to bid dad goodbye once again. I didn't understand why. ...
Trackback from silence of the rant:
I'm the guy who's 19 going on 20. I am a son, a brother, and a friend. I am a cynic and a slacker, yet a dreamer. I'm that guy.I'm the guy who had a crush on you, you, you and you.
I am the guy who thinks he's fallen in like with you, just not q......
Trackback from s T a R m | s T:
I'm that girl who you 'fell in love' with because you saw in her what you lost in yourself. because you were looking to forget and she just happened to be there. because you were in darkness and she brought you light....
Trackback from http://foldingpaperplanes.blogspot.com:
I am that girl who thinks that sex is the greatest thing mankind would ever experience and that ... but thinks that MTV promotes passionless sex and doesn't advocate ......
Trackback from Princess Hyper^ger:
I'm the girl who was such an ugly duckling at school, that I only have 2 girl friends throughout my 6 years in primary school.....
Trackback from Entering Stealth Mode:
I was the boy who pissed on the Beamer. I was the boy, who pissed off the bridge....
Trackback from The Truth about Jemima and Su:
You are that girl, that guardian angel, that girlfriend, the Love that I will remember for a long time. And I am the boy who still feels the same way since the night you kissed me. ...
Trackback from geroithe:
I was, and I still am....
Trackback from twin stars:
i am the boy who constantly loved to fight for attention, and to go head-on with my brother whenever I find him in an unfavorable position to displace me. i am the boy who loved to eat sweet things so much so that he got fed up of sweet stuff and forg......
Trackback from Blog of Elvis Bro and GF:
"Im that boy that had a minor stroke, leaving his right body paralyzed and he could not identify any of his relatives. What he could remember was only the word fuck. ...
Trackback from I am:
I am the guy who thought of you first.I am the guy who was so thrilled with that thought that the thought took substance. I am the guy who loves your body; yes, I am the guy who chose the flat nose that you hate. ...
Trackback from Bohemian Philosophy:
When Cowboy Caleb said that this meme has turned into some sort of confession, I blew some raspberries and laughed. I didn’t think it would be that difficult to write either. But as I sat down and typed away, I realised that I’m opening up......
Trackback from Antics of David and Cephas:
My contribution to this meme. My first ever!...
Trackback from igakunogakusei: I'm that girl:
I’m that girl, who commited 14 years of her life (8 years education and 6 years bond) to the Singapore government when she signed that scholarship deed in 2001....
Trackback from Hedonistics Anonymous:
I am the baby who was born on Labour Day. I am the child who endured tons of teasing from stupid classmates ...
Trackback from twin stars:
it seems its in the trend now. even bioanarchism wrote something about himself, maybe i should write something too. i am that girl who is the youngest in the family. i am that girl who spent her toddler days with her grandfather. i am that girl who ......
Trackback from Used Brains for Sale:
I’m that girl, who told you her love by the seaside, waves lapping up on the shore of Sentosa, knowing you could never reciprocate. I was the girl who then watched you walk away from me, after you most politely rejected me because…. I was a girl....
Trackback from This Is It:
I'm that shy little boy, who followed the popular kids around from a distance so that I might learn their secrets and be popular too....
Trackback from Almost Infamous:
"I am the driver that drove drove down the wrong side of a road at 2 a.m at night, until my passengers screamed."...
Trackback from kennysia.com:
I am that guy who hates memes that requires tagging someone in the end, like the recent Se7en meme. I am that guy who still thinks memes are cool, voluntary ones only. I am that guy who likes to eat......
Trackback from s h e n a n i g a n s:
I am the girl who's the first grandkid to my grams....
Trackback from Every Little Wonder:
凑热闹...
Trackback from The Temple Of Thoughts 2.5:
(Inspired by MercerMachine's post, 'Who we are'. Yeah, hopping on the Bandwagon too.) Part I: 1994-1999 I am that student, that boy who couldn't speak a word in Chinese in class, but yet scored Band 1 in Primary 1. Though all the 95+ marks fad......
Trackback from tinkertailor (again!):
I’m the blogger who never blogs the same meme twice.I’m the blogger who doesn’t neef a spell cheker....
Trackback from PC:
I am the baby you almost aborted because he came unexpectedly.I am the baby you almost gave away. Why? Because you were too young to get married...
Trackback from boredslacker:
I'm that girl who saw this happening and decided to jump in with all the other lemmings........
Trackback from Starcrossed Angel:
...... who took the last cookie. it was always her....
Trackback from the simpleman's adventures:
i am the guy that fell in love with you so many memories ago i am that guy that's still in love with you...i am that guy who will sayang you after work. i am that guy who will tell u constantly that you're beautiful and mean it....
Trackback from Perspective:
I am the girl for whom there is monochronous time and polychronous time, even when I don't travel.Cogito ergo sum. I am. Tat Tvam Asi....
Trackback from the end has no end.:
i am that baby whos mother's water broke while her parents were enjoying black pepper beef during a valentine's day dinner. i am that baby who subsequently emerged from her mothers womb licking her chops. ......
Trackback from nartz:
i am that baby whos mother's water broke while her parents were enjoying black pepper beef during a valentine's day dinner. i am that baby who subsequently emerged from her mothers womb licking her chops. ......
Trackback from jee mee:
i'm the boy who curses whenever the slightest things annoy me / excite me . i'm the boy who disobeyed his parents more than he could obey them i'm the boy who sleeps with my butt facing up...
Trackback from sieteocho repents!:
I'm the guy who sends fake dedications on radio. Who writes fake obituaries for his classmates. Who orders samples of tampons to be sent to the home of his male friends (he uses feminised versions of their names)....
Trackback from Sweet-hatred:
I'm the girl, the sister of an irritant, the daughter of a innocent mother and a father who drinks. I'm the daughter, who often ask, or rather, force her father to stop drinking because at the rate he's going, the......
Trackback from Sassyjan:
I am the girl who once gave up my studies for a boy. I am the lady who later went back to studies because of a man. I am the woman who once again gave up my studies months later....
Trackback from Incoherent Ramblings:
I am the girl who love animals yet eats meat. I am the girl who love trees yet uses paper. I am the girl who loves the rain yet uses an umbrella....
Trackback from Sanity Check Point:
I am the girl who cut herself up just to see blood and to see who cares if she dies.I am the girl whose parents sent her to a quack only to have her lie through her teeth about her suicidal tendencies....
Trackback from Laffy Laffy:
I am that guy who wants to sing "grow old with you" to you, eat the food you have cooked, and cook mapo tofu for you, watch the clouds with you sitting out around greenlake......
Trackback from CoWg0eSm0o:
I am the kid who believe in "Tits for Tats" & left glue on someone's seat (and left him crying as well) when he hid the Tamiya car teacher gave me as consolation for some stupid story telling competition......
Trackback from zeenie's bean bag:
Due to the many requests to do this..... ok i exaggerate, due to the one request from Jaywalk to do this, zeenie gives in and contributes the following ...
Trackback from QiuSpot:
I am that kid who thinks i wanted to be somebody in my life. I am the kid who skip school and took my mother's money to go cinema alone....
Trackback from I'm that Bimbo blogger...:
I am the blogger whose only 'political' post was the one about Chee Soon Juan saying crows are evil. I am the blogger whose only thoughts about NKF was that dad didn't get to use the gold tap & i'm never gonna make my first peanut dollar....
Trackback from Brutha-ly Love:
I am the owner that has no time for you. I am the owner who loves you very much. I am the owner who wants to just sit down and hug you forever. I am the owner who looks at you tethered to the corner, pities you, then returns to the air-con to blog....
Trackback from black-silence:
i am that girl who's 20 this year, and looks like a 16 year-old, behaves like a 7 year-old, thinks like a 7 year-old. i'm the same girl who's 20 this year and looks like a 16 year-old, and also behaves like a 40 year-old, thinks like a 40 year-old. ...
Trackback from goldfishmemory:
i am the girl with moods like the weather. i am the girl with incoherent thoughts. i am the girl who believes that one day her dreams will take flight. ...
Trackback from I Am The Guy Part The First:
I am the guy who didn't know you loved him until he was well into his 20s.I am your Ah Boy learning to be your son again....
Trackback from I Am The Guy Part The Second:
I am the guy who waited years to become your friend again.I am the guy who hopes we will be friends for years to come....
Trackback from ian_tan(at)toysoldieradventure(dot)net:
I am the boy who is now a soldier. I remembered how sad I was to leave home for Tekong and subsequently Keat Hong camp. Now I have adapted and I no longer feel sad. I know I am not that boy anymore. I need to grow up.I am the man-to be....






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