Makan Guru said......

CAAS is about to start a competition to name the new budget terminal. Just some of my own ideas that I thought might be appropriate:

Terminal Cheapskate; Terminal Ai Pee Ai Chee Ai Tua Liap Nee; Terminal Kiam Siap; Terminal Kiam Eh; Terminal Boh Lui

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Fiona has to attend a traditional (read: boring) wedding dinner

It was a pain to see the newlyweds go through the traditional procedures of toasting the audiences and being made to do a dare on stage by their friends and surprise surprise , they were made to kiss and that was about it.

LIKE HELLO!?!

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The last wedding i attended was Lindsay's and we made the groom fish out a strawberry from her cleavage with his mouth and chin and [...]

She goes on to the back alleys of Geylang after the wedding, and talks about being a virgin...

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Little Miss Drinkalot expresses her deep thoughts once again about love and desire. Check out her typically powerful and effective use of words:

For someone to take my hand, and guide me through the jungle of life. To help me up, when I trip over twisted, misshapen roots concealed in the dense undergrowth of uncertainty. To tend to my scratches, as I run wild through the thorny foliage of my imagination and my aspirations. To lift me up and give flight once again to my dreams, after I have fallen - exhausted - bleeding - broken....

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Finicky Feline explains why girls studying engineering are not hot and sexy:

How to wear short skirts when we’re dismantling a car engine? Sure chao geng wan. How to wear makeup when we’re cutting wood in the workshops? How to have nice long nails when we’re forever using our hands to build clever little gadgets like robots to clean the hulls of ships or fishing rods for quadriplegics? Give us a little respect. We may not be hot and sexy, but we’re trying to save the world.

Warning: incomprehensible theorems and equations inside, but other than that, an enjoyable read!

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Lzydata said "As it was my first time attending a Parliament session, I was a bit kiasu, & turned up at one when the session was supposed to begin at 1.30pm. I was quite startled to see at the entrance a lot of National JC students, with a few of their teachers - there must have been more than a hundred of them."

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