Bob said:

Forty years, forty years of
Nation building! So power
So mighty are we, even a small
Dot makes a difference
Because we are a beauty mole
A beauty mole of Feng Shui
In this world are we!

A pretty unique ode composed for Singapore.

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TKY said:

This is just some of this year's lineup: Lucy Liu vs Zhang Ziyi in a showdown of Kung Fu and verbal spars; nurses making sly jabs at the recent NKF controversy, as well as urging patients to give a helping hand and donate; local men (played by the Dollies of course) discussing their preference for foreign ladies over the "overeducated" scary Singapore women.

Because I found the play very good, and I hope more people go to catch it. Must support local production~

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A.O. said:

A.O. conjures a special artwork to celebrate the nation's 40th birthday.

Link to large version available at A.O.'s blog entry.

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Sandralicious said:

I get an average of 100 emails per day from blog readers, and more often than not, they have either weird or crazy subject titles to er, catch my attention. But this one takes the cake, really.

If you ever do see him on the streets, give him a punch pat on the back for me. He's now famous. :P

Click on the link on your own risk. This post is NSFW and NSFC.

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The Pilot n' Jo Show said:

Apple Singapore's podcasting page fails to mention local podcasts. At all.

So, we decided to right a terrible wrong and come up with our own version. This is how it should have been.

I wonder if Apple will react to this. But it does raise the question as to why they don't mention anything about local podcasts on their site. Even in their stores, they advertise the Gilmore Gang and Adam Curry and all, but there's no sight of a single local podcast.

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Dr BL Og said:

One of the most brainless story I heard was that in the heat of passion, they couldn’t find a protective device. Having searched the kitchen high and low, they finally settled on cling wrap! Cling wrap of all things. They should know how easy those things break and tear. Well, as they say, the rest is history. Cling wraps are for preserving food.

Dr BL Og tells you why you should be properly protected in the heat of the moment!

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Cloudywind said:

Here is 阿風's version of the Singapore National Day Dance MTV. It reflects the good and bad times we have been through in 2005 in 阿風's own dance. :P

It's the first time I've seen someone make a parody of our very own NDP video!

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Mark runs a blog that describes encounters with taxi drivers:

Just the other night I was trying to flag a taxi down. This damn chi ko pek taxi driver drove past me not once, but thrice! Perhaps I wasn't a nice 'chio' girly but a smelly ang moh so he didn't want to pick me up :(. In the end he drove off and I ended up taking some other taxi.

check out his really humourous experiences with taxi drivers in singapore...

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Dr BL Og said:

.....Why spend thousands of dollars attending a slimming centre when all they do is wrap you up in plastic and make you lose water? I can do it for you FOC.....

Dr BL Og tells you how to go about losing weight!

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Jasper Chen said ...

Then, came the funny part. Sitting right beside my table was a young teenager, busily talking on his cell. His voice really frustrates me as he is those high pitch kind that go, "Ey, where are you ah?"...

The experience with a lone-cell-talker.

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Re-minisce talks about the aspects of life, love, and relationships and shows us the rules of engagement.

...after talking to someone for the longest time tonight and delving into the spiritual aspects of life, love, and relationships it's suddenly become imperative to me (yes, even at three am) to post the wisdom I have garnered through the years about men, women, and love.

Reminisce's Extrapolation of Fong's Theory of Attraction #1

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Hisreason said:

The one about Why I Laughed When I Heard He Gave Up His Car Because of Defaulted Installments

The quote above is actually the title of a post which begins thus Some people, you know from the moment you meet that you can never be true friends with them.

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The UnXpected said:

I'd like to specially mention Ngak for always asking for SMOKE ON WATER every saturday he's in Wala.

Ngak: I want SMOKE ON WATERRRR!!!!!

Ngak: SMOKE ON WATERRRRR!!!

Shirlyn: Er .... you forgot 'THE'...

Ngak: *blink* OK, I want THE SMOKE ON WATER!!!!

The local band The UnXpected have their own little blog, and its pretty funny as well! They are even fans of Rockson leh!

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A Doc's Life said:

For many of us, medical school was the first time you see another person naked. Regardless of how crude it may sound, it's the time when we see *REAL* penises and vaginas for the first time.

Lifes of Dr and medical students, never revealed details!

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nebulaenova said:

I know a lot of girls covet a fullness in their chest area. You should be careful of what you wished for. Your body grows naturally and you can't expect to have big 'uns when you are of small frame. You might topple over.

Plastic surgery is scary -- just watch MTV "I want to look like", Nip/Tuck and Xtreme Makeover. If you still wanna go ahead after watching these, then you must be a masochist and should be whipped (yeah, you like that don't you?).

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Sassyjan unleashes the tips for the minors...

Tip #7 - Anonymous Blogger

Insist that you're a high profile, highly anonymous blogger.
Cannot show I/C, cannot tell name.

Insist on entering if not u will flame the event on you beri beri uber powerful blog.

Let's just see which beri beri uber daring Minor would try these stunts! And remember to say 'Hi' to sassyjan :-)

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Agagooga's No. 1 Fan (She with formerly rebonded and dyed mid-back length hair which is now dyed black and soft straightened, is fond of black dominatrix-style pumps, and has a serious attitude problem, yet who disavows the title of ah lian) via Agagooga said:

Girls! Bring your biggest, brightest, most kawaii clips to Bloggers.SG 2005 on Saturday, and pin them on Gabriel, the only Editor on Tomorrow.sg with rebonded hair!

Guys! Bring your sister/girlfriend’s ugliest clips to poke into Gabriel’s eyes hair! (also a good chance to get rid of those ugly clips – “No dear, I don’t know where the ugly sweet Piyo Piyo clip is…”)

Everyone can have a bit of fun with Gabriel’s Rebonded Hair, so remember to bring your clips along! =D

I know this is very last minute, seeing as how Bloggers.sg will take place in 2 days' time, but heck, it's worth the try!

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Uncle Chong said:

"You mean I have to press her down on the bed and keep it in her butt for six hours?" I asked, shocked.

The doctor rolled his eyes. "No. You just insert it in and leave it there. The body takes about six hours to absorb the medicine." He looked at me and I could tell that he knew unless he showed this clueless parent how to go about doing it, the toddler was probably not going to get any medication, orally or anally. "Okay, I'll show you how it's done."

Quite hilarious...

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Mis-Educators said:

Some people may say, "Oh, but that's so fierce! What if I scare the little darlings?" and I say, "[insert name of animal faeces]" remember that you are outnumbered 40 to 1 in a classroom, and that if they were to suddenly realise that they could all scream, shout or run out of the class and you wouldn't be able to stop them all, you are so screwed.

Everyone has one of the "old, grumpy Chinese teacher with the bad dress sense and the perpetual PMS" in their lifetime Now you know why, and how...we become our own least favourite teachers.

Then again, my mother lasted 40 years doing the exact opposite, that is, being human, and to this day, her students still remember her with fondness.

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Krisandro said ...

......And there was this hot lady walking her big golden retriever today.

 

When the 2 dogs met head on just now, I was already thinking if my Medisave would cover the injuries to both me and the little white fluffy carpet......

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