nebulaenova said:

So what do Singaporeans do when there is a dead body lying by the side of the road? Why, they continue eating of course!!!

Recommended by Anonymous Coward: "Funny recount of the incident in Little India."

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poopee said:

a picture paints a thousand words. yes, lame.

Recommended by fountainhead: "oh, just go see."

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Tym said:

Have you been elbowed rudely by someone going in the opposite direction as you tried to get off an MRT train? Have you staggered back onto the train despite trying to get off, because some charging bull of a commuter had pushed his/her way in with such vehemence? Have you worried for the safety of the children/elderly persons/pregnant women around you who might be dangerously thrown off balance by such aggressive train-boarding tactics?

Then it's time for you to do something about it: Push back!

Recommended by Mr Moron: "Her philosophy of dealing with inconsiderate, forceful brats who love to shove their way onto trains may seem along the lines of "an eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth" (which it is, in a way), but it also really is the best way to deal with those annoying chaps who forget that commuters have to come out of the trains before they get to go in!"

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e_rambler said:

Looks like someone in Changi Airport has a sense of humour... Or is CAAS intentionally pursuing the pink dollar? LOL...

Recommended by Anonymous Coward: "its funny ."

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Andrew said ...

492 gold medals in this SEA Games! But only if we could squeeze 200 million people in our cramped chicken coop luxurious HDB apartments

Somebody did this for the Olympics last year but it's still fun in the local context.

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Angry Doctor said:

I remember what it was like taking a bus 20 years ago. There was no air-con, the bus was rickety, and it wasn’t always there when you needed it. When it did arrive, you had to share the bus with lots of other people. The bus didn’t take you straight to where you wanted to; it took a winding route and stopped for other people too because the service didn’t serve you alone. At the end of the trip, however, you got where you wanted to go.

Recommended by Anonymous Coward: "About how buses have changed, and why we had to pay more, with his tongue firmly in cheek. Makes you go... "ohhhhhhhhhhh I know.""

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Semi-Charmed Kinda Life said :

DO NOT take pics like this. Damn bleeding obvious u're taking a picture and ur inconsiderate commuter will look away.

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Chew On It! said:

A cranky senior citizen whose purpose of existence is to highlight the idiosyncrasies of life in print (via the Chew On It! weekly comic column in Sunday LifeStyle) and online (here!)

Recommended by todaealas: "Never knew that "Chew On It!" has a blog to put up those funny comics!"

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Ja said:

Ja: Alor Bang, apasal sama lu nya motor? Takda minyak ah? Translation: Alor Brudder, what's wrong wif your bike? No fuel ah?

Ah Pek: Takla, gua nya motor takleh start. Bukan takda minyak.
Translation: Nolah, my motor can't start. Not because there's no fuel.

Ja: Mana mau pergi
Translation: Where you wanna go?

AP: Johor.

Ja: Abeh, lu mahu tolak lu nya motor sampai johor ah?
Translation: Then, you want to push your bike until johor ah?

AP: ah ah.

Ja: LU GILA LAH PEK! Gua tolak lu nya motor sampai upper thomson, lepas tu gua tumpang lu sampai johor. Translation: You're crazylah pek! I'll push your bike till upper thomson, then i'll give you a lift till johor.

Recommended by jamielca: "basically, this is the real deal that happens on the roads of singapore. spread help the love for motorists people because people like us, we don't get any. :D"

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Hejin said:

My mum asked a construction worker from the nearby construction site to help her cement a spot just outside the house.

He readily agreed.She then entered the house for a while. When she got out, she beckoned him over, and pressed a ten dollar note in his hand. He looked positively radiant then. He was flashing his pearly-whites, eyes crinkling at the corners, tool in hand ready to embark on the task he was assigned.

Recommended by mb: "When a daughter and her mom chat, you sometimes get a few gems of insight."

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we can get them for you wholesale said:

8. Your friend realises he has to wake up at 9 the same morning only after 6 hours of non-stop gaming.

9. Your friend realises he has to wake up at 9 the same morning to participate in a World of Warcraft raid.

Recommended by mb: "Ah, the joys of gaming as a Uni student."

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Jasper Chen said:

Oh, I am so happy today because Mr Wong punished me. I was caught talking in class and man, when he noticed that I was talking, he called me up in front of the whole class and scolded me in front of the whole class. In my school, talking in class in a very serious offence and you will get caned for it.

Recommended by Anonymous Coward: "This is some sarcastic crap."

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Cheeky said:

Name: Valentine Marcello
Age: 25
Nationality: American
Occupation: Foreign Talent

So Valentine, whose Singaporean's ricebowl have you snatched lately?
Pardon?

Recommended by Mr Miyagi: "stupid but funny."

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Averil Chan tags Steven Lim to do the Se7en meme in which Steven kindly did. She concludes that Steven does not know how to count.

Steven's meme,

-7 things that I like most...
crabs, seafood restaurants, nice clothes, performing, singing, worthy praises

-7 things I plan to do before I die...
find ways not to die...

-7 things I can do...
crack bricks, acting, singing, pull ups, dancing, blogging

-7 things I say the most...
U r cute!, Do I look ok today?, how is my hair/clothes?

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Hang Yong relates his encounter with a Ah Beng looking chap and a student on the bus. The student was blocking the way for others to move to the rear.

I screamed to those at the back "EH! CAN MOVE IN ANOT?"

And you know what? The student (yes, 100% student! wearing secondary school uniform!) stared at me, like he would stab me with a knife if he has one in his hands right now.

Just then, right behind me, a chao ah beng shouted "Siong! Li Siong Similanjiao? Lan pa dua, buay kia lor ah? Go mai lip ki, lim peh eh ka dan li!"*

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milktea said

They say you can't change the world. You can only change your attitude. Hence, to make this world a better place or at least a more camera-friendly place for everyone - travelers and passers-by alike, I am writing this entry for everyone's benefit. You and Your Camera 101. You don't need anything to learn here. Just a few minutes to absorb what I have to say and a little effort next time someone asks you to take them a picture.

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Kelly said:

DT: Does Jumbo Co have a website?
Aunty: Yes, it’s ww.jumboco.com.sg?
DT: You mean, www.jumboco.com.sg ?
Aunty: No, there are three W’s, it’s ww.jumboco.com.sg ?
DT: Oh, I understand it’s www.jumboco.com.sg ?
Aunty: yes, with three W’s ?

Recommended by mb: "Pat is a Caucasian who has to deal with aunties/uncles over the phone. Some of his conversations are very funny."

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Ang Ku Kueh said:

.... Privacy protected! Singer is not resposible for any ear heamorrhage, deafness, mutations nor twitching limbs. Listen with caution. Treat your PC/Lappy/iMac with respect. Always know where the 'mute' button is at all times.....

The amazing Ang Ku Kueh, one of the hidden gems in local blogosphere, does her version of Hokkien song Ji Pa Ban, among others, to hilarious effect.

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Singapore2025 is a site that wants you to imagine a Singapore you would like to live in.

The time has come for Singaporeans to imagine for ourselves who we can and want to be, and where the country can and should go...Imagine Singapore 2025 came into being as a space to rekindle our nobler self, to imagine a future that we can be proud of.

(An image posted at the site. Check out the telephone number.)

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Double Yellow said:

After intense deliberation and surprisingly no SMS vote from the public, the organizers have decided to include youth as part of the sex show exhibition. But they will promote abstinence. Organizer: “You see dis…..dis the male sex organ. You take dis and insert it into the female sex organ. Ok? Very important to remember hor, cannot insert into male sex organ ok. If you do, you will ostracized by Singapore society, you cannot party, you might get AIDS and most importantly, give the impression that our gahmen is not doing its job in managing the AIDS problem. Everyone understand? Ok good. But dun try this wif your girlfriend ah. Must wait till you get married ok?"

funny post on the recently announced singapore sex exhibition

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