Sibeh Sian said:

While turning 28 is not really that big a deal, I do find it amazing that I managed to keep my virginity intact for more than ten thousand days. Being a very selfless person, let me share some tips with you on how you can be a long time virgin too :)

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Jessica Zafra said:

I feel like scrawling messages on the windows of the tour bus—Help! We’ve been kidnapped!—but goddammit the windows are too clean.

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mykel said:

I'm left speechless at this confluence between brilliant entrepreneurship and the particularities of Singaporean coffee shop/ food court culture.

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Cowboy Caleb said

Probably not very innovative but definitely fills a much needed niche with plenty of photos taken with mobile phones. All you rude singaporeans had better beware

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Jacky Peng said:

Our KangKang saw the moon. He stood still, looking at the beautiful moon. He was captivated by the beautiful moon.

Slowly, he lifted his hand，pointed to the moon and said,

“A….SUUN….”

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Spicebears said:

My friend's husband emailed this to her to cheer her up. She forwarded it to me.

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^tamago^ said take ur time to read the whole series, and maybe other countries. Its interesting to read about Singapore through the eyes of a visitor (even if there are many humorous mistakes in his description of Singapore)

there are legends that everything is forbidden in Singapore : you have death penalty for selling pornography, drug dealing, prostitution, and many years of jail for some type of political activities, for carrying guns as well as very high fines for spitting, littering, or smoking in public places

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Sibeh Sian said:

Everybody was saying it was impossible for Singapore to qualify and realize our dream of Goal 2010. But not only did we do that, we also managed to wrestle the rights to host the games and edge out Argentina, Italy, France and Germany along the way. I am now overwhelmed with emotions by the sight of the full 3,900 capacity crowd here at Toa Payoh Stadium.

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Donaq and Ivan spent some time to come up with their own superhero.

I have a feeling this will hit the jackpot. Marvel, Dark Horse and DC Comics will be fighting to buy over the franchise. Donaq and I will be behind the newest superhero phenomenon to sweep the world. Superman, Spiderman, Batman, X-Men, and all the other has-beens will be forgotten as Pillowhead swiftly becomes everyone's favourite superhero.

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Sibeh Sian said:

While the first two criteria were quite self-explanatory, I was befuddled by the ‘Attitude’ portion because if you think about it, every Tom Dick and Harry has an attitude. Some have a ‘heck-care’ attitude. Some have a ‘pessimistic’ attitude. I personally have the ‘benign and bo-chup’ attitude, as well as ‘cheapo’. I tried explaining this to Office Bimbo, but all she did was to roll her eyes and say “You just don’t get it”.

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ketsugi said:

In any case, if you find you're beginning to question your maid's allegiance, you could try getting a LOYAL MAID instead. [Editors, including the photo is a must!]

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Sibeh Sian said:

So I reckoned that if I were to get the babes, I must first be hairy. Which is a big problem for me because I’m about as hairy as a baby’s ass. (Just in case you are wondering, I have a lot of hair on the top of my head. And it will stay that way. Ahem.)

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milktea said:

I swear I never had such dire longing to kill a living thing than the moment I realized I probably have scabies. I began picturing mites feasting underneath my skin and I suddenly wished I could bathe on a tub of kerosene to end the lives of the goddamn mites. Then again, I was afraid the kersone might damage my skin more.

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Lancerlord said:

Blast this song when you are driving on the roads.

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Pretty Milky said:

The bootlickers will strike. They add the hotshots on MSN and Friendster, write them flattering testimonials, give them lavish gifts, etc. Of course, this shower of attention is warmly welcomed by the hotshots. They start going out with them, telling them their secrets... The bootlickers get what they want: recognition. They want to be seen with the 'in' crowd, to be good friends with the hotshots. If you're seen with them, everyone naturally knows you.

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p i e c e s m i s s i n g e v e r y w h e r e: said:

Spotted at City Hall MRT...

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Victor said:

They alledgely claim that it's a slimming machine mimicking a saddle which is toppled over a horse while it staggers, which gives you a work out on the waist, hips, thighs and buttocks..

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DarkHarf said ...Disclaimer : Below comic is solely for entertainment purposes only. It does not represent the ideas of Square Enix or ShinRa Electric Fan Power Company... :P ...

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Note : Graphic intensive and music embed blog, but very nicely done up.

Valerie said:

If I save $20 every week . . . I will need 100 weeks. I happily told XueLing that by next April I will have my own laptop, (but) because I failed my maths and my logic sense is uber low, I made a mistake there. I will need 25 months, which is, more than 2 years. I would be eighteen and I can have sex, who bloody cares about a laptop. This blog might not even survive after eighteen.

Eh, no, I'm kidding, I'm not going to have sex once I turn eighteen lah.

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