Makan Guru said ...

That even JC aged kids now a days need to learn some theatre etiquette.

Sandralicious looks just as chio/jude/hot in person as in her photos.[..]

Cowboy Caleb has fooled us all, and his real name is not Robert Goh as reported in ST, but Mr. Robert Govindasami!

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Finicky Feline said in her blog:

2) Some girls hate it when I swear. “Eeee yurrrrrrrrrrr, why you so vulgar wan?” [..]
8) Guy friends don’t really mind if you forget their birthdays. Use the same line “Sorry, let me make it up to you by buying you a beer” and again, you’re forgiven.

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One Little Twit speaks of the different types of people you could possibly meet on dates...

One classic example is the "The Kiam-Siap Gui". All my friends knew this story of mine and they remembered him fondly as "Big Gulp". This guy had an excellent command of english and when i spoke to him over the phone, he sounded so gentlemanly and so concerned when i told him about my flu. In the end, he pocketed my $1.50 and asked me to treat him a Big Gulp..

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Kelly introduced the latest drug to have our innocence returned and become a virgin again...

Amazing isnt it? So girls can fuck again and again and yet still feels like a virgin. How great is that. The thing is none of my flatmates have the cheek to go and test this virginification drug out. Because.... inorder to test out the drug u need be a virgin, den u get laid, den u pop some pills and go fuck again to evalute the effeciacy of the pills.

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Tripleperiod finally reveals his actual 'agenda' for the "Win A Date" campaign that took place not too long ago.

And I think I have not been entirely honest with you people. And I think I ought to give you a good explaination. Now that Operation 90210, Codename : Contingency Cleansing of Bloggers(CCB for short) is in full-blown, and I am close to accomplishing my mission, there is no further need for me to keep mum.

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Kenny said

New blogger Cheneille from Penang didn't like what I wrote about Why I Should Date Singaporean Girls, which is why she crafted a retaliation entry that not only made my balls shrink to the size of raisins, she practically chewed both of them off and made pancakes out of it.

Kenny Sia, our fav funnyman/blogger from Malaysia made the mistake of posting a hugely popular article after Xiaxue proposed marriage to him and got Cheneille so incensed that she actually wrote a very long and angry post about why Kenny should be dating Malaysian girls instead.

Moral of the story: Malaysian girls are very fierce.

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auntie germaine decides to give a tutorial of a different kind to youngsters her age.

If you are a rich enough person to own a car your car plate number is the most important one to buy. If you are a poor person then please take note of the car plate numbers on the cars when you are watching the lousy drama serials on mediacorp tv. If you are a rich person, own a car and happen to pass by car accidents, take down their numbers hor. If on that lucky day you find bird shit on your car, increase the stakes.

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grain spewed forth ...

The communal toilet at my place is not dirty or stained or whatever. It's clean and good smelling but it's just... too clean.

I'm sure most girls have experienced this before. Imagine the hotel toilet. Open the door and a tiny wave of cold air, somewhat artificial fresh, floral tinged air hits your face. Really the kind of place to spend your next three minutes in. .

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BoredSlacker learns that Astro-Glide is not a hair gel.

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Little Fish tells the story of his friend Sean, who got a dressing down by a colonel in his SUV, because he stopped to pick up his friend in camp.

girls must have laugh at hime when he asked for a blowjob. "no thanks colonel, i have already flossed." or "oh my colonel, it'll feeling like i am sucking my thumb!" or "lend me your toothpick colonel."

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The BigF**k compwained.......

As far as I'm concerned, I could do the whole musical baton meme, which would, in essence, be saying, 'look at me, I have nothing better to post, I'm taking the easy way out' or I could just give this whole thing a big fuck style 'f**k you' and tell the whole phenomenon to kiss my ass.

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MysteryTanLines who was responsible for the Ah Beng Architect's speech from Matrix Reloaded, has written his next opus, Episode 3 for the discerning Beng.

Warning: contains spoilers.

So fight lor. Then fight General Grevious. Is this robot that always cough. Maybe smoking too much. I dunno. Got hi tech si mi sai until whole body robot but never fix his cough (these clinic sometimes luan luan jo one). So I think he call General grevious coz he is like Generally grevious lor. Everything also must replace until robot and then only small part is still natural type but EVEN THEN also kenna cough. LLPL right? Like dat also I will sure turn to dark side one. Where got meaning?

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Makan Guru noticed this

For your interpretation.

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LMD vented.......

And because I had to be civil in my very angry email, I got angrier and angrier. Angry until cannot smoke, because there was a great ball of unreleased anger and frustration in my chest. I have a lot of suppressed anger in me, I do.

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TalkingCock surmises on why George Lucas choose to base the Asian outpost of his company in Singapore:

1. If they can understand Singlish, they’ll have no problem understanding Jar Jar Binks.
2. All those stormtroopers in white ready to do the Emperor’s bidding.
3. Singaporeans are really jolly. They keep giggling each time I mention ‘the planet Naboo’...

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Kennysia, our funnyman from kuching had received Xiaxue's Marriage Proposal!!

Apparently, Xiaxue had used The Blogger's Method of sassyjan's Desperate Female Singles Post to execute this propasal.

Looking at how kennysia had even planned for their wedding & kids, i'm pretty sure out first Inter-Blog Wedding is about to take place.

P.s Smart Bloggers should quickly reserve siaxue.blogspot and give it to them as a wedding gift!

Johnny Malkavian brings our attention to iBook. No it's not the Apple iBook but Singapore Sports Council's Online Sports Facilities Reservations System.

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SSC's iBook

Dr Zeng

Senior Professor Zeng, a genius who sells amazing products in the Orchard underpass.

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Brose takes us behind the creation of Eye For A Guy.

Producer: Wah lan eh. A show with a lot of guy and 1 girl. Hmm.. “10 guys and a girl”? Not bad. What does guy rhyme with? Pie… Tie… Lie… “Guys with the Lies”? Not good enough. Need to find 10 bak chui (eyes) ta (stick) stamp guys to be on the show. Eyes! Aha! Eye for a Guy!

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Store Wars - A vegetable based spoof of Star Wars.

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