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Daphne Teo said:
haha to you. I symbolise everything that you can't ever be. ... Everything i touch just turns to gold. ... Its the stuff of fairy tales i tell you.
Recommended by salome: "Daphne says goodbye to a cruel world."
or ask http://www.xanga.com/erikhagen, her "Erik looks so goth/Erik got one pimple today/We celebrated our one day anniversary today!!" boyfriend.
Oops! The Haolian Ah Lian is Back!
This time she is trying to justify herself - such a lame one too!
Oh, her English does suck big time.
She could not write properly to save her life =p
She: Daphne Teo Speaks up.
I: shut up already!
She:Why do you guys take this blog so seriously?
I: ??? it is pure entertainment...
She:Didn’t I say in soo many of my entries that this blog is to be taken lightly?
I: yada, yada we are taking your entries and your shit very lightly in a very amusing way =p
She: This blog is only a personification and an embodiment of someone with a perfect life.
I: I dun see no disclaimer stating this from the start??
She: I clearly said that I consider myself averagely rich.
I: "averagely rich". walah, she was from RJC??!!
She: And I NEVER lied about anything in my blog.
I: how come I am not convinced?? duh..
She: There were also some stuff that I bought but they were so ugly when it arrived that I returned it immediately.
I: I bet they are not half as ugly as you though...nothing can be as (fucking ugly) as you, darling...
She: My dad REALLY is a CEO/MD/ founder of a company that has something to do with Nippon Paint. What the connection is I have no fucking idea and I have no intention of finding out. And when I do, I have no intention of tell you either.
I: there the bitch goes again...sigh...predictable
Dhe: My dad built up his company only with a primary school education. I so admire him for that. I hope that one day I would be half od what he is today.
I: I hope your dad feels the same way about you...
She: Those pictures were REALLY of my house. Its not small. But it isn’t a casa either. But to me its huge and I don’t really like it because sometimes I barely get to see my family at all. We can go through the day without seeing each other even though all of us are at home.
I: aiyoh, give me a break. Oh no, let me continue in Daphne Teo's style "the house has a huge backyard, I am thinking of planting a mango tree, a rambutan tree, a coconut tree and definitely a papaya tree in it. How many Singaporeans live in a house huge enough to accommodate all these gigantic trees??
I am so fucking rich - please don't be jealous of me cos I can't help it, ok?
She:PLEASE, do you really think I think I am the prettiest girl around? Haha.
I: Yup! Haha.
She: I am NOT blind you know. I like how I look. But I don’t think I am the hottest thing around.
I: no, i never thought you were blind, just a few screws missing in your head and a heart that is not too straight... nothing wrong with your eyes except some plastic surgery, I suppose...
She:I would like to think that people like me because of my funny, spontaneous, easy going, confident character and not because of my looks.
I: puke - puke -puke
She:I like that I am not the richest, the poorest, the most beautiful or the smartest because I love the way my life is right now.
I: she is in denial, nobody who loves her life would come up with so much bullshit!
She:What is it to you that I am not as rich as you think I am. Does it affect your life?
I: no, darling, not at all.
She: I never did lie but I did bend the truth so as to make it more entertaining for people to read because I didn’t think people would actually take it so seriously.
I: denial mode again. could someone give her two tight slaps?
She: And about the last entry about how “good” I am in life. Oh please. Do you really think I believe all that crap?
I: I seriously think you do!
She: I was pissed off and bitchy. Every girl has a bitchy side to her.
I: just speak for yourself. you are nobody's spokebitch but for youself
She:Those who know me well were laughing at that entry so why can’t you?
I: HAHAHAHAHA... hey don't you know we are already doing that???
She:Maybe when you get to know me, you will like me. Maybe not. But at least try to get to know me first before hating me.
I: We enjoy hating you. just leave it at that . bubbai =)
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