May 30, 2007

Hitchoo: Reversing the online dating game...

I recently had dinner with Hitchoo founder, Yinghan Hu, who intends to reverse the online dating game. What happens next was quite surreal:

Under normal circumstance, I’d have thought to myself, she’s cute, then paid and walked off... Under Yinghan’s Hitchoo-powered circumstance, he whipped out his wallet, took out the familiar brown card, and in a genuine manner, told her “you made my day”.

She was flattered.

For those single like me, check out Hitchoo.com.

Submitted by kevin on May 30//2:18am and published by jseng, Agagooga :: 3844 reads | trackback
Comments 20

For those single like you, grow some balls and go up to the girl and say Hi.

I'm inclined to feel that the ladies on the receiving end of the card would feel the same.

Any comments from the girls ?

"Singaporean men marry foreign women because they are losers.
Singaporean women marry foreign men because Singaporean men are losers."

So instead of talkign to the girl, you hide behind a card, so she can go home and get all her friends to laugh at your profile or beter yet end up as her blog fodder socrned and doubly rejected.

Why not just talk to the girl, and ask for her number, at least then you know she is interested and no waiting.

Ah, why bother. The good ones are already taken anyway. Like the seafood at the buffet, except that there's no refill.

Posted by Anonymous Coward* on 30 May, 2007 - 1:29pm

Just say hi. Really, that's all it takes. No cheesy lines please.

Posted by Girl with her friends* on 30 May, 2007 - 1:52pm

Hi.
小姐,可以跟你做个朋友吗?

哈哈哈哈哈哈

Why flash your card at the girl when you can flash your cock?

I've had a few girls fainting from pleasure before.

Good point. I find that rolling $1000 notes into joints and smoking them usually produces the same effect. More costly, but you can't put a price on class.

Well you got to roll $1000 into joints because this only works with my cock.

Big is beautiful.

All you cynics who think you're too cool for this, it's obviously not made for you anyway. I think it's a cute idea! I don't speak for the entire female population, but if I were to get a Hitchoo card, I think I would be flattered too, like the waitress. It's not as blunt as passing out a number, and not as 'anonymous' as conventional online dating. For anyone that isn't into small talk or doesn't want to creep a girl/guy out, or wants to make his/her move before those train doors close, the cards would be great. I'd imagine certain kinds of people are more likely to appreciate the idea too, and reciprocate - bonus for compatibility.

And you seem to have a boyfriend. That's like driving a car around and saying "Hey, walking is great!"

Posted by Anonymous Coward* on 1 June, 2007 - 10:41pm

Why are people so fond of reacting to abstract argument with literal qualifier?

Mainly because of statistics. One attached girl who posts something like that means that there's probably loads of others who feel that it would be great to receive a card, when in actual fact that is not true (due to their dating status). Thus, that means that there is no use in giving anyone a card.

Posted by Anonymous Coward* on 2 June, 2007 - 8:06am

Flash your cock instead of Hitchoo card ? Some guys really so lustfully creative ! And Remember to stamp the URL and password in whoever cock is shaking !

Well we got to see whether she interfaces properly with mine or not.

Sometimes the URL and the password is not necessary as long as I have uploaded the cookie into her system.

In this case ftp would probably stand for fluid transfer protocol.

If there are three or more then I could use a router to jack into them simultaneously.

In any case a broader bandwidth would facilitate a better user experience.

URL would stand for "uterus ramming locus".

Also it's only possible to connect to the system with a properly functioning LAN.

hahaha... interesting discourse.

i'm not sure but I think this post looks like an ad. LOL.

hitch + (0 0) = hitchoo

Posted by hachoo* on 3 June, 2007 - 1:28pm

Why are you so mad about these stupid dating games?