If you were to kill yourself, how would you do it?






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Ok, if you are having suicidal thoughts, go see an effing doctor. They are the ones that care and they WILL help you. But for all the other people who are telling them they're pussies and stupid for being that way...get a fucking life. If you think you've been through crap tell it to someone who cares. Everyone is different and mental illnesses CAN and sometimes do ruin peoples lives. So just shut up and leave everybody be. But it bothers me when people say they want to kill themselves to just anyone..You need PROFFESIONAL help. They'll give you all the attention you need.

Posted by anonymous coward* on 17 February, 2009 - 7:06am

look some of use are heaps shallow telling people who are hurting too kill themselves thats y more and more people are killing themselves now days people like you being cruel.
fuck knos i been through shit and you say real people are strong about it fuck ive been strong my wholelife been through things u cant imagine one of my good mates killed herself the other night and it hurts and yes it is selfish but those peopole who are cruel and ignorant pigs too some one cause they dont look the same or dont have the same personality are also selfish, thers no easy arnswer to pain. im unsure about life and where its taking me i love my mum and friends but then im soo hurt and confused on if im spose to be here. i would like actually no love too make those people who have hurt me soo much through out my life suffer the pain they have caused. but i couldnt hurt the ones i loved its a hard situation and u can call me selfish or cowardly or what ever u want but this is the truth.
like i said ive been strong my hole life has it got me anywhere no not really jus brought me too more pain after ive just goten over the last bit of pain!!!
hmmmm
yours faithfully
unsure coward.

Posted by unsure coward.* on 11 May, 2007 - 3:32pm

That's all life is, PAIN. so get used to it. And don't tell me about pain and suffering that's all i've every had to deal with my whole life and yes i've thought about ending my life but unlike other cowards on this site i've never advertised it or bothered people about it or asked why i should'nt do it. If you need someone to explain why you shouldn't kill yourself, you're stupid. I've just learned over the years to deal with it because my problems are not everyone elses. so like i said no one really cares about you either so if you think it's best to end you're life just do and stop bothering people about it. You low life cowards.

you know something, you're no different from the people who want to off themselves. you said they want attention, so do you. you come here and keep mentioning how your life is hard, how you thought about suicide and how you didn't go kill yourself. you WANT people to know your life is hard and that you had the strength to not go kill yourself and you diss people who don't as cowards. you WANT the same damn attention that all those suicidal people. and you know what, no one fucking cares.

so like you said no one really cares about you so if you think it's best not to end you're life just don't and stop bothering people about it. you attention seeking moron.

Posted by Anonymous Coward* on 12 May, 2007 - 2:21pm

The only reason I keep mentioning my suffering is that some of you accuse me of not understanding and not knowing about pain. That's why i keep remindging you of it. And i really don't care what any of you think. Like i really want attention from people i'll never meet this is an open discussion and i'm giving you all my opinion, and you give me you're opinion, (and you're entitled to it) that's how a discussion works. That's the great thing about living in The U.S.A. we all are free to express our opinions. You think you're right and i think I'm right, and no amount of arguing is going to change that.

If you're really serious about killing here's how to do and actually be worth something.
1. Rent an industrial wood chipper.
2. Find the nearest body of water.
3. Point the chute towards the center of the water.
4. Start the wood chipper.
5. Jump in. (instant fish food) cause that's about all you're worth.

Hahahahaha Good one. But then police will first suspect a kidnap possibility, a murder case and then implicate whole loadsa people. (So its not really worthy at all)

Why not have video of urself like "will" thing and then police can rest the case :)

*My deepest curse to inconsiderate prick that jump off buildings and train tracks* You guys are bunch of good for nothing and die to cause disturbance to others. Hell to you.

Posted by SilentWatcher,NotSoSilentNow.* on 26 April, 2008 - 5:40pm

i want to kill myself.. people at school are shitty and i just personally hate my life... My mom doesn't let me do ANYTHING and she just told me i can't go to the bamboozle. i have been waiting for it for a year. im crying right now and i just can't take this!

Anyone who is thinking of killing themselves should go ahead and stop trying to get sympathy from others. If you were really serious about killing yourself you wouldn't talk about it you would do it. You're a bunch of slobbering, crying, selfish, cowards. Just hurry up and do it to rid the world of your stupidity. You guys aren't worth the oxygen your body consumes you worthless selfish bitches. Go ahead and email me you dumb fucks.

you are an ignorant, cold, uneducated, sorry excuse for a human being. ever hear of mental illness? obvioulsy not. people who are mentally ill are stronger and have to expereince a world of horror that is unknown to arrogant fools like yourself. those who suffer from mental illness are farther ahead in the scheme of things..dark, negative people such as yourself are the ones who waste space.

Posted by Melsea* on 5 May, 2007 - 1:13am

Belive me bitch, i'm probably the smartest mother fucker on this web site. I've gone through more hell in my short time on this shit hole planet then all of you pussies put together so don't tell me about how hard things can be. I've seen things and had things done to me that you couldn't even imagine. But what sets me apart from the rest of you cowards is that i refuse to give up and take the cowards way out. Suicide is a very selfish act, because even though your problems are over you are just causing more those that actually care about you for some reason. And your problems are in fact not over for when you face our creator in the end he will punish you for your life is not yours to take only the one who gave you life can take it from you (GOD). So all of you can go ahead and call me names or what ever i guess it takes to make you feel better about yourself, but in the end it comes down to the fact that i can lay my head down at night and sleep easy can any of you do that?

Posted by Bill W* on 5 May, 2007 - 12:16pm

Me too! I'm a motherfucker too!!!

-ben: Give it to me baby
-ben's mother: Oooh yeah harder harder!!!
-ben: Who's yr daddy!
-ben's mother: Baby you're the best!!!

Me too! Me too!

I'm an even bigger asshole than he is!

You are so right! I deserve to die!!!

I'm a slobbering, crying, selfish, coward!!!

I made my old man pay through his nose for an expensive education and the only thing that's happened to me is that I've become a fundamentalist zealot!!!

Here is the real reason why I remain anonymous. Look at my blog! Anytime sh*t happens, I cut and run. I dun have courage one. Run away from everything. I am such a failure.

killing your self rock man i know there is a new life waiting us 100% a life where there is no corrupt jst you and women grass where u can touch the sky wehre tehre is no noise no one to get in your life and i will do it soon :) i do beielve in that 100% place where u never been away from that noisy planet that come over crowded too much noise will.... nothing more to say than its time to face my destiney anyways earth sucks now

the most practical way to do so would be to live your mortal life to the fullest. the inevitable consequence is eventual death.
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life is a bitch,its full of so many feelings,changes ect
you get knocked down,but keep on getting up and trying to make things right,but whats the point.
you go to school and get bullyed,go to work give all your money back to the govermant and get fired,get married and get devorced but you no what really gets me mad is friends.
they are back stabing cunts and ripp your heart apart,i told someone i love them,they made me say but then told me to fuck off they like hurting me,well im going to fuck their head up.
going to make them watch me kill my self let them see how much they have hurt me
and belive ma im not joking so lets all just get on with it rather than talk about it.

Posted by amy* on 27 April, 2007 - 8:43pm

Kill yourself? Mr. S.A.Tan would love it if you do that! Then Jesus would have died a painful and unnecessary death on the cross for you and me. The searing pain as the crown of thorns pierced down his forehead; the nails that fixed his palms and legs onto the wooden cross as his relatives wept helplessly and the soldiers sneered in contempt! Think of this scene when you want to take your own life. None of us has suffered such excrutiating pain and humiliation in our life!

Kill yourself? Mr. S.A. Tan would welcome u! Think of Nick Vujicic who was born without hands and legs but whose joy for life and trust in God would put you and me, able bodied ones to shame!

Think! Think! Think! Think of the pain your mother suffered just to bring you out of her womb after 9 painful months!

i have been trying to kill myself for years..nothing seems to work....i hate my life...i am now 17 i dont see my mum or dad or little sisters....my gran just died...my baby just died...my fiance is great i love him so much...but he makes me feel bad about myself sometimes and makes me feel like he can do better than me and that i have a very pathetic life...i self harm and use drugs...but no one notices...i would rather not die....but wishing you never wake up every morning is really getting to me...i cant even keep a job because some mornings i freak out over silly things then thats me...running back into a corner cutting myself or sallowing pills hoping i will never wake up.....

lol....just jump off a building you pussies

Posted by Anonymous* on 16 March, 2007 - 9:11am

I am really tired of my life, I am so f***ed up that i know that i wont be able to come out of this thing. I really am thinking of ending myself up. I wont be able to live like this anymore.

shot gun

Posted by jon* on 8 February, 2007 - 1:32am

its about time people learn to leave others alone and live or die there own way , to many people stick there nose's in where its not wanted if she want to die then let her , like my self i have it planed down to the wire for tomorrow afternoon on the 31 12 2006 , good luck lauran

Posted by Anonymous Coward* on 30 December, 2006 - 5:41pm

SADDAM HANGED! WOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YESYESYES!

Posted by Anonymous Coward* on 30 December, 2006 - 12:03pm

How? How?

Posted by Anonymous Coward* on 29 December, 2006 - 4:24pm

Are there any training consultancies that offer training for suicide? You know, like those management games companies.

Posted by Anonymous Coward* on 28 December, 2006 - 10:10am

Any favourite funeral parlour? Any one to recommend? Yes? Yes?

Posted by Anonymous Coward* on 27 December, 2006 - 11:50am

Any more MRT incidents? Anyone?

Posted by Anonymous Coward* on 26 December, 2006 - 12:41pm

You want to volunteer to entertain us?

Posted by Anonymous Coward* on 26 December, 2006 - 10:32pm

I'm a lesbian at school and everyone has been makeing fun of me since the fourth grade. I've been really thinking about killing myself after I saw a T.V. show about how the internet can kill you. Well can you please tell me how I can kill myself or why I shouldn't?
-thank you. -Lauren

you shouldn't kill yourself because.. wheter you like it or not.. highschool ends.. you're the coward if you can't take some stupid kids making fun of you.. can't you see they're all stupid?.. and they haven't got anything better to do with their lifes than bothering you to be popular?.. when they be facing the real world they'll have no idea what to do..
instead.. you've been tasting failure since you where young.. because that's what life is for you.. failure.. you want to kill yourself.. you're a failure.. like i am.. nobody ca talk me out of killing myself.. (at least i'll do it with style.. smoking 200 cigarettes in a roll.. :-D ) maybe somebody can actually talk YOU out of it.. (my e-mail: mtc_srz@hotmail.com ..anyone who wants to discuss suicide.. add me to your contacts list.. )

im gettin bored.. so are you.. so..
to sum up.. life sucks.. those stupid kids sucks.. you might suck too.. (there's no reason to think you don't).. who the fuck cares?? maybe someday something good will happen in this world.. and you won't be here to see a miracle.. too bad..
just.. don't kill yourself.. harm the onces who are harming you.. remember.. always outside the school building.. :P

see ya..

Posted by MAXIMILIANO "Anonymous Coward" C...* on 2 January, 2007 - 5:42pm

Careful here folks. Looks like a stalker to me.

Posted by Anonymous Coward* on 2 January, 2007 - 6:10pm

Huh? You need someone to tell you the pros and cons? What about thinking for yourself for a change?

Posted by Anonymous Coward* on 26 December, 2006 - 10:03am

You shouldn't kill yourself because there are many others who are dying but would love to live. You have been given the gift of life, so don't throw it away, especially because of insensitive people who make fun of you. We have to learn how to go through the bad times so that we may grow stronger.

You are in charge of your life, how you live it and who you wish to share it with. Rid your life of those toxic people and fill it people who really matter.

Since today is Christmas, I'd like to say, if I may, that Jesus was born into this world so that we may have life. He loves you.

May you find this Christmas a most meaningful one :)

Posted by Anonymous Coward* on 25 December, 2006 - 2:47am

No jumping on the tracks please!

Posted by Anonymous Coward* on 26 December, 2006 - 10:00am

And yes, have a meaningful and blessed Christmas everyone!

Posted by Anonymous Coward* on 23 December, 2006 - 4:37pm

This is true. Recently, somebody at Sammy's Alfresco expressed suicidal thoughts. Some were concerned and gave advice. Others joked and did not take him seriously.

The next day or so, it seemed it was the same one who jumped tracks at Clementi.

So, please at least restrain your jokes, if you haven't got a kind word to say.

Posted by Anonymous Coward* on 23 December, 2006 - 4:35pm

Complete mess too. Cleaners would have to remove the body parts...

Posted by Anonymous Coward* on 23 December, 2006 - 12:39pm

There have been enough MRT delays already!

Posted by Anonymous Coward* on 22 December, 2006 - 10:31am

Yah lor... Inconsiderate suicidals..

How I wish Jig-Saw is there to give them a lesson on how to cherish life his way... =P Joking joking... No offense people...

Who is Jig-Saw? Many here seem to be speaking in tongues, hehehe.

Posted by Anonymous Coward* on 23 December, 2006 - 4:32pm

Jig-saw is the one of the character in this triology movie:

(WARNING: HORROR & SUSPENSE WITHIN)
http://www.sawmovie.com/
http://www.saw2.com/
http://www.saw3.com/


There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. -- Albert Einstein

Horror movies! No wonder people are so morbid nowadays.

Posted by Anonymous Coward* on 26 December, 2006 - 10:35pm

Horror is fine, not sick... Movie is great, not in real life... =S


There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. -- Albert Einstein

I wouldn't mine dying today. I would do it myself if I wasn't so scared of pain.

Posted by Lonely_one* on 21 December, 2006 - 4:11pm

Please don't ever think of suicide. If it is loneliness bothering you, try taking the proactive step of reaching out to others. Or talking to someone you know or can trust. Or even share your frustrations here (anonymously).

Life is precious. And you will be amazed how much your life could do for others. Don't waste it.

Sorry, if I have read too much into your nick.

Posted by Anonymous Coward* on 21 December, 2006 - 10:37pm

Perhaps people who are suicidal can contribute to the biomass and save the world from global warming...

Posted by Anonymous Coward* on 21 December, 2006 - 1:55pm

Seems like quite alot of people do support the idea of "Jumping in front of MRT"... Hmm, I think I should get a personal vehicle soon, before more disruptions of MRT Train service happens to me...

Population rates are not decreasing.

Posted by Anonymous Coward* on 21 December, 2006 - 9:45am