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September 05, 2006
Bowel Disorder Guinea Pigs
Auranoir said:
I'm sitting in the lounge area of the Clinical Trial Unit of Alfred Hospital as I am typing this entry."What's a strapping young lad in the prime of his life doing in a hospital?" you ask. Maybe he's met with an unfortunate accident and needs to have his limbs amputated? Perhaps he ended up in an ultimately compromising position involving a lebanese cucumber and a giant tube of KY? Or maybe, he caught a particularly nasty strain of chlamydia from a ravishing seductress he met in a night club after one hundred too many beers? The answer is simple... I'm here to make some cash baybee!
Recommended by Anonymous Coward: "Singaporean studying in Melbourne signs up to be test subject for clinical trials. Scary, I say."
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