i got it and i would fuck her in a heart beat

Actually, someone I know even said that this person should've been raped and xxx. A pity some people think such women are lower than dirt and should be hanged or executed and that they should've been removed via genetic selection before they were born.

Even worse was that some of such narrow-minded people are teachers. *sighs* But then, I guess it's a given, as even teachers are not excluded from controversional topics like racial dominance, encouraging bad habits in pupils, etc.

I quote diretribe@blogspot:

"There was, in the not too distant past, ‘Daphne Teo’, ‘Dawn Yang’, ‘Zoukout’(about some rave event I believe), and now, ‘Tammy’, ‘Nyp’, ‘Tammy Nyp’ and ‘Tammy download’. Not too bright these bloggers harkening from what appears to be the nether regions of the human intellect. It’s not their preoccupation-made-public via Technorati that is of concern, but rather, why they seem to have failed to make their preoccupation with more important things just as public."

Woohoo! We singaporeans have sealed our global internet image as stupid, shallow, gossipy, deprived dorks who give most attention to the lamest issues that others would scoff at! What is the big friggin' deal about a lost sex vid, a blogger making disappearing acts and cosmetic surgery? Even if they deserve some minute attention, certainly not to such blown-up standards. Is it worth destroying these young girls' lives over such frivolous things?

I have been deluded. The place I called home my whole life is not a supposedly progressive modern Singapore but some ulu tribe in the far flung unknown reaches of the world. That's become the laughingstock of bloggers worldwide.

That Diretribe fellow is, unfortunately, someone who is highly incapable of understanding irony and sarcasm, despite his supposedly intellectual image he is trying so desperately to maintain, the fact that he does not have a sense of humour does not make him very, well, intelligent in my book. Therefore, to even take him seriously is a waste of time. However, his sheer pretentiousness is pretty damned amusing.

Testing. Forgot I actually have an account here. Remarkable.

the irony is lost on both of us. lets not harp on the honest mistakes.
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"Mohd Rizuan Ali, 34, was jailed for nine months yesterday for trying to steal a table from a rubbish collection centre last month. The nasi lemak seller wanted it to display his wares"

[JAVERT]
You are a thief

[VALJEAN]
I stole a loaf of bread.

[JAVERT]
You robbed a house.

[VALJEAN]
I broke a window pane.
My sister's child was close to death
And we were starving.

[JAVERT]
You will starve again
Unless you learn the meaning of the law.

[VALJEAN]
I know the meaning of those 19 years
A slave of the law

It gets worse: you have sieteocho.

the horror! the horror!

Sieteocho's all right. People can always come to my blog and see for themselves who the asshole around here really is.

Hey doppelganger, how nice of you to come back out again. I thought you liked it back there under your mother's skirt.

Trackback from The Incredible Noodle:

I think that if we have to focus our ever decreasing attention on a trivial news item, we focus it on, say, the highest "non-sex tape-NYP-unwilling porn star" query in Technorati, Origami....

Trackback from Elliott Back:

The web is abuzz about the Tammy NYP Sex Tape. Searches for “Tammy,” “Tammy Download,” and “NYP” dominate the Technorati top searches right now: It takes a lot of popular interest for a term to dominate the top ......

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Ooh, surreal!

Not as surreal as being haunted by doppelgangers, or wondering how Les Miserables inspired moral philosophy comes into the equation.

9 months for "stealing" a table from a rubbish bin.

I am sure the person who reported the peasant to the authorities must be pleased as punch
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"reach out for the stars above .. savor freedom, truth and love ..there are 5 stars arising out of the stormy sea"

Not as pleased as the peasant who reported Martyn See, or the one who complained about the White Elephants.

its interesting how most of such peasants are anonymous. sometimes, I wonder if they were borne out of the same pen

We have many concerned and civic-minded citizens.

Finally got the codec to convert 3GP to AVI. Wow! Tammys very pretty. Other than her nose, which is just a little large next to her sexy, pouty lips, shes a 9.2 Shes not kotek but quite lanky too. Dunno whats shes doing with that ah beng looking guy tho

Bwah hwah hwah you must think I'm an idiot who can't tell that you're the same loser who's been on my coattails all this time.

For yr info, loser, a quicktime would do just fine.

And also for yr info, loser, it's more fun fantasising about tammy than it is fantasising about me.

And also for yr info, loser, if you keep on hanging around here instead of studying you're going to fail all your exams and either repeat the year again or join the ranks of the unemployed.

you must think I'm an idiot...

Not think you are an idiot. You are one.
A sadomasochistic idiot too. Who else will persist in returning to repeatedly get the shaft from the editors?

Why am I that bloody idiot who doesn't stay down like he's supposed to? Even when he knows the world is reading this?

At least my first doppelganger came up with the idea himself. Who the hell are you? A shadow of a shadow? A loser? Not a human being! Cracking up already?! Begging me to stop already? And what's this about using my other name instead? Now you trying to wriggle out of it?

Take my name in vain? Fuck you!
Project all your filthy thoughts on me? Fuck you!
Attribute all those politically incorrect thoughts on me? Fuck you!

sieteocho is getting aggravated again.

Beep! You have reached the doppelganger of sieteocho.

Press 1 for "fwap fwap fwap"
Press 2 for "Oooh he's aggravated"
Press 3 for well, sorry I can't even think of 3 different things to say. Boo hoo hoo.

Think I'll go to my Mummy. Maybe she'll understand. Or maybe not, she'll just throw me out and cut off my internet access.

I failed in life, I really have.

Sadly, this is the only attention sieteocho will ever have. And deep down inside, he knows this. This is why his protests seem so half-hearted. He knows that even if he attempts to pull off a Tammy video on his own, no one will see it. And so, he lurks here on the cyber-corridors of tomorrow.sg, hungrily waiting for whatever scraps of attention to fall on his itchy, dandruff-plagued hide.

Poor sieteocho.

What my doppelganger really means:

"That's it, baby. Just one more posting. Just one more posting, get down on my knees and pray he's going to leave you alone just this once, and then we're done. Just one more worthless small victory.... damn, what can I say about him that I haven't already said? Called him a wanker, physically unattractive, unloved, unwanted, and he doesn't give an inch! Damn, I've run out of ideas!"

So why doesn't James Seng like you? Because you're better looking than him?

How the hell should I know? If it was really this then he'd be like mad at the whole world right?

You should be asking him. His email address is james.seng@gmail.com. Tell him I want my avatar back.

But for avoidance of doubt I am better looking than him.

Sieteocho - so who else have you jacked off too other than Tammy? All the female bloggers featured in Tomorrow? Xiaxue? LMD? Popagandhi?

Believe it or not, I've actually had to answer this question before.

This conversation is somewhat creepy because it was my only encounter with somebody who is now dead.

You sound pretty proud of it, too.

No, it's difficult to be proud of dealing with assholes like you. We all just do what we got to do.

Feeling offended? Did I touch on a raw nerve?

See, that's the thing. I can't decide whether you and that doppelganger is an asshole or a cocksucker who doesn't have anything better to do than to kiss my ass all day.

What are you unhappy about? You don't like being reminded of your masturbatory achievements?

But yah, this is a lousy exchange. I'm sorry. You win the day.

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"Most girls, you can only guess whether they know how to suck off properly. This one, you KNOW. You know she has good technique. You KNOW she can make any horny male's dream come true."...

The ever disgusting sieteocho does it again. He posted the video link on his web entry via the comments section, thereby hoping to evade tinkertailor's restriction. What a link-whore. Are you that desperate for hits, sieteocho? Damn weasel.

Ha ha, what bullshit. Either I'm a linkwhore in which case I posted the video link. Or I'm not a link whore in which case I contrive to get my trackback deleted. (But even this doesn't make sense because I could write to any editor and he'd have my trackback removed. ) But what you said about me being desperate for hits doesn't make sense in any case.

Can't have your cake and eat it too, bitch. Any idiot reading this could see who the real asshole here is, who the real loser who doesn't have a life is.

Keep your bullshit coming, baby. It's hardly my fault I don't care for this craven puppy even though he's been faithfully licking my boots for the last 2 months.

sieteocho protests too much. A sure sign of guilt, perhaps? He seems aggravated.

Of course I got a right to get pissed with assholes like you.

On the other hand, if you were to get pissed off while attempting to piss me off, that would only show accentuate what kind of a loser you are.

Sorry, not "show", since most people already know you are a loser.

sieteocho confirms that he is aggravated. Rather aggravated.

That was a comment as superfluous as your entire existence on this planet.

In one sentence, sieteocho confirms the aggravated state of his superfluous superficiality.

This exchange repeatedly interrupts sieteocho from his fwapping! Hence his increasing displeasure.

Yeah I'm aggravated but I also feel sorry for you. You have to keep on fantasising about me fwapping away because the idea that you're fwapping yourself would totally sicken you and you couldn't continue.

Thus, sieteocho confirms that the term, fwapping!, uniquely applies to his compulsive-addictive masturbatory actions.

Nabeh quote me out of context again...

Two duplicate trackbacks and you delete the one that doesn't mention masturbation? Thanks James!

This is why sieteocho AKA yet another pseudonym Seksi Matashutytmouf has been busy of late. In between his trite, pretentious and ultimately superficial and erroneous discussions of secondhand books on his site, he indulges in his insatiable addiction to fwaping! sieteocho AKA Sekse Matashutymouf's real name is Chao Cheeko. An easy way to track him down is to look for a male customer from Watsons who purchases liters of cheap hand lotion at a time. You can also easily spot him in town: he will be the scrawny, sickly male specimen pretending to adjust his shoe laces while engaging in an upskirt session at the females on the escalator above him.

Getting desperate aren't you? Same old stuff over and over again, but a little lower every time? Writing GP essays already aren't we?