December 21, 2005
He walked past me still scratching his balls long and hard. No one will normally scratch so vigorously, even with those funny sex disease floating around these days. And he was scratching in a public place, outside Takashimaya shopping center. People around him were staring and trying not to laugh. So I followed him to find out the truth behind the itch!
He stopped at the rubbish bin.
He lifted up one leg of his shorts. He showed me his balls!
Then he tiptoed so that his balls could go above the rubbish bin!
And he urined into the bin!
Cute babes around the bin turned away!
But it is not easy to urine on tiptoes. So after 3 seconds he gave up.
Recommended by Anonymous Coward: "Eww. Gross."