October 14, 2005
cigarettes and jazz said:
we see EVERTHING, and we KNOW that you've just stuck your right hand into your shorts to scratch your balls, because not only do you have an oddly satisfied facial expression that we've all learnt to recognise now as the "after-orgasm" look, but we can see the dead flakes of skin on your fingernails when you come to the counter to return the book you pretended to browse through.
Recommended by tinkertailor: "The things bookstore patrons do when no one is watching. Or so they think."