(very late, non singaporean addition...)

i am the child that lingered behind after church on friday afternoons, wanting to see if god came down to accept the donations. i am the child who passed by 'toyland' and glanced longingly at the puppy doll in the corner. i am that same girl who cried when it dissappeared.

i am young, reckless and naive. i am the girl who believes you when you whisper 'iloveyou' at 1am, outside your apartment carpark as you enter the building to go back home to your girlfriend.

i am the girl wearing red in church, praying you will break up with her....

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I am the boy who is now a soldier. I remembered how sad I was to leave home for Tekong and subsequently Keat Hong camp. Now I have adapted and I no longer feel sad. I know I am not that boy anymore. I need to grow up.

I am the man-to be....

I am the girl who dislikes you, for hate is too strong a word, something that you fail to match up to, you being too insignificant in nature.
I am the girl who dislikes people spouting words of sunshine and them thinking that such words are words of wisdom. I especially dislike people who have rose-tinted shades on.
I am restless, dormant and waiting.
I am thinking that perhaps, things that we have searched for all our lives have been in front of us all the while, just that we never knew it.
I cringe at open displays.
I am the girl with a spinning head the other time, catapulting through time though lying prostrate.
I was the girl on the stool in the corner, who spotted the green exit sign in the darkness.

I am that teenager who dropped out of school cos' my teachers couldn't stand me.
I am that girl who couldn't control her temper and couldn't hold on to any relationship.
I am that lady who is still standing strong despite fallen countless times.
I am that woman who is still a girl at heart.
I am that blogger who is always posting comments on backtrack entries cos' I am s l o w
... wahaha

I'm the boy who grew up thinking he was the smartest guy, only to end up last in secondary school. I'm the boy who thought he was a great soccer player, only end up for coach to screw. I'm the guy who used to look down on bengs and lians, only for them to help me in my darkest times. Im the guy who thought he was the greatest person alive, now can only eat the humble pie. I'm just a somebody, a nobody.

I am the guy who likes to indugle in fairytales

He is a guy… (ya lar! then wad? Gay ar?!)

He is a guy, who is given a very special name.
He is a guy, who catches a cold almost daily when he was still a child.
He is a guy, who never had much toys.
He is a guy, who always crave for nasi ayam whenever he eats out.
He is a guy, who never has his own attitude and style.
He is a guy, who scarcely get himself involved in a game of soccer, or a match in basketball.
He is a guy, who sometimes looks for perfection, and other times not, depending on his interest.
He is a guy, who tried stealing books from liabrary, and money from his mom, ages ago.
He is a guy, who got himself involved in a car accident when he was very very young.
He is a guy, who acted superhero and smashed the glass cover of a clock with bare hands out of mischieve.
He is a guy, who unintentionally ignored the feelings of almost everyone.
He is a guy, who surfs porn but hardly fantasies.
He is a guy, who prefer chio bu in clothes then in their birthday suit.
He is a guy, who think of sex but never rape.
He is a guy, who had only 3 steads but all broke less then a month.
He is a guy, who likes to blog as if any fuck would give a damn.
He is a guy, who craps more then anyone, and no one else could get lamer then him.
He is a guy, who wanted some friends, but hardly kept anyone, cause he don’t know how.
He is a guy, who sometimes prefer to be a loner, but other times wishes to be surrounded by friends.
He is a guy, who prefer living a virtual life then being virtual in the real world.
He is a guy, who can hardly pass his NS, and never wishes to train up his body.
He is a guy, who have got lots of family problems, but anyway, who cares?
He is a guy, who see every strangers kind, but every acquaintances bad.
He is a guy, who always seems to be so out of fashion, but never really give a fuck about that.
He is a guy, who is a big attention grabber, but all he seek was recognition from the mist of audience.
He is a guy, who once thought guys were bengs and gals can be trusted, but now he realized he’s never right.
He is a guy, who can be called suaku since he hardly leaves his house other then going to places he HAVE to.
He is a guy, who can be baffled by lots of things, and sometimes, possess the ability to baffle you too.
He is a guy, who loves the nature, the art of music, and the art of photography.
He is a guy, who never hesitate being honest, at certain times.
He is a guy, who never dare to own up, sometimes.
He is a guy, who can spend hours typing this post, if he wanted.
He is a guy, who can type even longer then this, if you never gets tired of it.

Who is he?
His not me.
Who am I?
The opposite of him, not.

By the blogger of Blogasm. http://blogasm.blogsome.com/

GeckoZ

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I am the guy who waited years to become your friend again.

I am the guy who hopes we will be friends for years to come....

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I am the guy who didn't know you loved him until he was well into his 20s.

I am your Ah Boy learning to be your son again....

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I am the owner that has no time for you. I am the owner who loves you very much. I am the owner who wants to just sit down and hug you forever. I am the owner who looks at you tethered to the corner, pities you, then returns to the air-con to blog....

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I am the blogger whose only 'political' post was the one about Chee Soon Juan saying crows are evil. I am the blogger whose only thoughts about NKF was that dad didn't get to use the gold tap & i'm never gonna make my first peanut dollar....

Trackback from QiuSpot:

I am that kid who thinks i wanted to be somebody in my life. I am the kid who skip school and took my mother's money to go cinema alone....

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I am the kid who believe in "Tits for Tats" & left glue on someone's seat (and left him crying as well) when he hid the Tamiya car teacher gave me as consolation for some stupid story telling competition......

Trackback from Laffy Laffy:

I am that guy who wants to sing "grow old with you" to you, eat the food you have cooked, and cook mapo tofu for you, watch the clouds with you sitting out around greenlake......

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I am the girl who cut herself up just to see blood and to see who cares if she dies.

I am the girl whose parents sent her to a quack only to have her lie through her teeth about her suicidal tendencies....

I am the girl who slit her wrists to get attention from the boy that didnt care.

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I am the girl who love animals yet eats meat. I am the girl who love trees yet uses paper. I am the girl who loves the rain yet uses an umbrella....

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I am the girl who once gave up my studies for a boy. I am the lady who later went back to studies because of a man. I am the woman who once again gave up my studies months later....

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I'm the guy who sends fake dedications on radio. Who writes fake obituaries for his classmates. Who orders samples of tampons to be sent to the home of his male friends (he uses feminised versions of their names)....

Trackback from Just Some Guy:

I'm the guy who wants to keep a duck at home......

What was that proverb again? Give a person an opportunity to talk about himself, and he will go on all day.

I prefer to remain anonymous, but nice meme.

Happily, after I posted “I’m that girl”, someone read it, and resolved the conflict between us. Or rather, the silence, the abject lack of conversation and mutual invisibility. I am so glad that dark cloud is past. Thanks, Mercer Machine, for starting this meme!

Trackback from jee mee:

i'm the boy who curses whenever the slightest things annoy me / excite me . i'm the boy who disobeyed his parents more than he could obey them i'm the boy who sleeps with my butt facing up...

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i am that baby whos mother's water broke while her parents were enjoying black pepper beef during a valentine's day dinner. i am that baby who subsequently emerged from her mothers womb licking her chops. ......

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i am that baby whos mother's water broke while her parents were enjoying black pepper beef during a valentine's day dinner. i am that baby who subsequently emerged from her mothers womb licking her chops. ......

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I am the girl for whom there is monochronous time and polychronous time, even when I don't travel.

Cogito ergo sum. I am. Tat Tvam Asi....

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i am the guy that fell in love with you so many memories ago i am that guy that's still in love with you...

i am that guy who will sayang you after work. i am that guy who will tell u constantly that you're beautiful and mean it....

i am the girl who is a crybaby and goes to bed each night hoping that tomorrow would be a better day.

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...... who took the last cookie. it was always her....

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I'm that girl who saw this happening and decided to jump in with all the other lemmings........

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I am the baby you almost aborted because he came unexpectedly.

I am the baby you almost gave away. Why? Because you were too young to get married...

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I’m the blogger who never blogs the same meme twice.

I’m the blogger who doesn’t neef a spell cheker....

Trackback from The Temple Of Thoughts 2.5:

(Inspired by MercerMachine's post, 'Who we are'. Yeah, hopping on the Bandwagon too.) Part I: 1994-1999 I am that student, that boy who couldn't speak a word in Chinese in class, but yet scored Band 1 in Primary 1. Though all the 95+ marks fad......

I am that girl who... really makes you think...

i am that girl who would wish upon a star for romance. i am that girl who decided romance was daily living.
i am that girl who never wanted luxury because she was scared she'd take it for granted. i am that girl who craves for deprived illusions.
i am that girl who is elitist. i am that girl who could never bring herself to be sold to money.
i am that girl who craves attention. i am that girl who shies away from the spotlight.
i am that girl who dreams California. I am that girl who lives New York.
i am that giwl who wants to shine like a beacon into the future. i am that girl, who, afraid and directionless, stops herself from doing so.
i am that girl that girlfriends cherish. i am that girl that boys do not value.
i am that girl who plays the dating game with you. i am that girl who loses all, all the time.
i am that girl who gives you an arch look over the crowd. i am that girl who turns away from you.
i am that girl who lets you walk all over her. i am that girl who stops you occasionally.
i am that girl who makes you hate her to test your love. i am that girl who is frequently disappointed.
i am that girl who gives sex to get love. i am that girl who sees that you have neither satisfactory love, nor satisfactory sex, to give.
i am that girl who scares you with her sex appeal. i am that girl who wishes you wouldnt get scared.
i am that girl who sleeps with you to see if you will stay. i am that girl who watches you fade into the past.
i am that girl you cannot imagine spending the rest of your life with. I am that girl who makes sure she loves herself enough to only make you believe she needed you.
i am that girl who lets you leave and justifies it well into the months ahead. i am that girl who cries her pain into an unrecognisable memory.
i am that girl who believes in you and her more than you do. i am that girl who walks away.
i am that girl who recognises maya. i am that girl who drowns herself in it daily.
i am that girl who is too frank for her own good. i am that girl who is unwilling to stop her frankness.
i am that girl who wants to believe. i am that girl who is scared to start.

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I am the girl who's the first grandkid to my grams....

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I am that guy who hates memes that requires tagging someone in the end, like the recent Se7en meme. I am that guy who still thinks memes are cool, voluntary ones only. I am that guy who likes to eat......

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"I am the driver that drove drove down the wrong side of a road at 2 a.m at night, until my passengers screamed."...

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I'm that shy little boy, who followed the popular kids around from a distance so that I might learn their secrets and be popular too....

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I’m that girl, who told you her love by the seaside, waves lapping up on the shore of Sentosa, knowing you could never reciprocate. I was the girl who then watched you walk away from me, after you most politely rejected me because…. I was a girl....

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it seems its in the trend now. even bioanarchism wrote something about himself, maybe i should write something too. i am that girl who is the youngest in the family. i am that girl who spent her toddler days with her grandfather. i am that girl who ......

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I’m that girl, who commited 14 years of her life (8 years education and 6 years bond) to the Singapore government when she signed that scholarship deed in 2001....

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My contribution to this meme. My first ever!...

Trackback from Bohemian Philosophy:

When Cowboy Caleb said that this meme has turned into some sort of confession, I blew some raspberries and laughed. I didn’t think it would be that difficult to write either. But as I sat down and typed away, I realised that I’m opening up......

I am....

...inspired by all the recent I am entries in other blogs.
...the boy who was born in a small town in India.
...a often confused on what I want, what I feel, what I think.
...the boy who didn't have a very happy childhood and has actually blocked out most of it from his memory.
...the boy who was always tallest in all his classes from Standard 1 to Form 5.
...the boy who grew up in a very small town in Johor.
...the guy who always carries his camera where ever he goes, snapping pictures away.
...wondering why I started this "I am" post in the first place, because its not easy to write!
...running out of sentences that start with "I am".
...fearful of allot of thing, mostly of my future.
...trying my very best to make things work, and always hopeful they will.
...the one who loves to play with other peoples children.
...always forgetting where I placed the remote control in my hotel room and end up spending a good 20 minutes flipping everything over trying to find it, only to realize it was on the TV.
...often caught bitting a pen, talking to myself, just gazing into open air as I sit at my desk at work.
...a chindian who can't speak a word of Tamil or Hindi, so please don't ask me to translate anything!
...a chindian who can speak Mandarin, Cantonese and a little bit of Hokien, although I don't look like I can.
...a guy who loves all types of music from the wicked rhymes of Tupac to the hypnotizing melodic voice of Ella Fitzgerald.
...currently upset at a friend of mine in Malaysia who has not replied any of the SMS's I have sent.
...craving for some good old fashion Curry Chicken!
...wondering if I should shave my goatee.
...the person who dreams of going to exotic places like Egypt, Africa and Bermuda.
...always hopeful things will work out for the best, but fearful they wont.
...clue less when it comes to women.
...very passionate about the things I believe in.
...a very loyal friend.
...officially out of "I am sentences" so...
...stopping here.