June 22, 2005
innocent 27 y/o girl said:
when i was 20, i still didn’t know the position of the P and the balls with respect to one another. my exasperated friend bought a banana and two pears and demonstrated to me at the canteen’s table. “the P is here in the middle”. then she placed the pears on each side. “the balls are here, hanging a little lower and to the back”.
She mistakenly walked into a men's toilet and saw a guy peeing, but didn't know what that was. A fountain, perhaps? It's hard to believe a 27 y/o girl can be sooo innocent. In Singapore? That's a rare find.