June 22, 2005

This Is Why Singapore Needs Sex Education... Perhaps?

innocent 27 y/o girl said:

when i was 20, i still didn’t know the position of the P and the balls with respect to one another. my exasperated friend bought a banana and two pears and demonstrated to me at the canteen’s table. “the P is here in the middle”. then she placed the pears on each side. “the balls are here, hanging a little lower and to the back”.

She mistakenly walked into a men's toilet and saw a guy peeing, but didn't know what that was. A fountain, perhaps? It's hard to believe a 27 y/o girl can be sooo innocent. In Singapore? That's a rare find.

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Submitted by Anonymous Coward on June 21//9:11pm and published by fembot :: 2577 reads | trackback
Comments 18

haha ... lol.....

I suppose that there will always be such people around......
Women get pregnant after a kiss and the baby comes out from the belly button isn't it??

Posted by sun* on 22 June, 2005 - 2:58pm

And this is here because this is unique only to Singapore? Or is this a slow "blog news" day?

Answers on a postcard please.

(And I am not sure if the blogger appreciates being bestowed this tenuous argument for sex education in Singapore based on her account. Even though she published it on her site.)

Errrrr hmmm I think it's a bit exaggerated lah...

i asked my colleague just now why the man’s P this morning was black? we are both clueless.

“he neber wash is it?” -_-

Wah lau. Can die man.

i have been reading her for quite some time already. her dramatised accounts have always been entertaining and hilarious. this is just one example of her usual cheeky postings. just for laughs, not to be drummed up into some sex problem issue. Tomorrow, chill lah! haiya.

Posted by avid reader* on 22 June, 2005 - 5:17pm

Just to clarify, the comments on innocence were submitted by the poster, not the views of the Tomorrow editors.

point taken, but it's really a fun posting lah that has been reviewed unfairly by an armchair critic who probably takes things too seriously himself/herself. she is perky and intelligent and i'm just worried that one of my fave bloggers will shut down because of the unneccessary attention, the low-key person that she is. i mean she deletes her archives regularly so as not to get tomorrowed. and still kena! we'll see when she gets back from her trip then. thanks for clarifying. =)

Posted by avid reader* on 22 June, 2005 - 11:17pm

Actually, if she doesn't want to be Tomorrowed, she can contact us - no need to delete the archives.

or put up the no-tomorrow logo

Is that what happens? No no-tomorrow logo implies consent to be tomorrowed? :) Or do the editors contact the site managers first beforehand?

- Val

comeon, lighten up!

the posts quite funny and its quite amazing and nice to find such an innocent lady in sg esp in the blogosphere..

recently so many things has happened in sg blogosphere, that i am begining to feel that innocence is extinct in sg.

glowing example, standing ovation for innocence but where does one draw the line between innocence and harebrained? admirers and detractors might have differing opinions eh?

Posted by Anonymoose* on 22 June, 2005 - 5:50pm

I find this almost impossible to believe. ;) It reminds me of the American teenager who was so ignorant about the birds and the bees, that when she got pregnant and the doctor asked her who the father was, she looked at him bewildered and said, "No, tell me, who?"

Posted by Anonymous Coward* on 22 June, 2005 - 7:50pm

Are you sure she wasn't intellectually challenged due to some inborn chromosomal defect? Down Syndrome is quite rife. :P

Oh god. That's so sad. =/

hahaha...so silly laa

Posted by JavaUmie* on 22 June, 2005 - 10:57pm

what the fuck, this is stupid, i dont even see no dick at any shopping centre male toilet urinal. all this urinal have the "cover" flaps to the side, so basically you cant see it.. wtf.. i think she is just imagining things.

Heh.. apparently most of your readers don't get good intellectual humour. I mean for the better part of our Singaporean lives, we tend to see "slapstick Jack Neo-ness* type of comedy humour but completely lack the grey matter to understand the finer points of the English language. Do not slam that which you do not understand.