April 26, 2005
Sugar-craved Ah Hock aka Eddy Neo is seeking the fine art of living. Anyone who fits the following criteria may apply.
1) Incredibly rich. So that she can give me a generous allowance to buy anything that catches my fancy. Such as a Ferrari.
2) Divorced or widowed. So that no jealous spouse will hire thugs to humtum me.
3) Under the age of 35, and looks drop-dead gorgeous. I promise a discount if she looks like Gillian Chung.